WHAT!!! how did you get to this page, you sneaky thing you!
Just because you magically ended up here I'll give you the discount code for the current sale :)
 
20% OFF everything* + FREE SHIPPING
 
"WINTERSALE"
 
Enter this code at the checkout.
ENJOY! 
Please do the right thing and pass it on to all your friends and family!
 
TEAM SHORT STORY
 
*Excludes SALE items sorry.